Oh, the mental images you give me K! Wailing like a banshee, and lumbering to catch up to the other kids….not quite sure how you determined Bailey was a quick toilet goer…is there some sort of test you pass in Australia for these things? Do you hold the toilet goer Olympics? Are there regular (excuse the pun) toilet goer support groups? Remedial toilet goer classes? Are awards given out at the end of the year for the "best dressed toilet goer", the "miss congeniality toilet goer", the "talent winner" toilet goer?
In Canada, I’ll just get back to more mundane things. The only thing peculiar about our toilet going habits is that we tend to pee very quickly to avoid being frozen to death! Have a great day.