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    charles
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    I’m not religious but i heard somethign this morning that made me smile.

    Why do we expect a perfect Christmas?

    The first Christmas a couple were away from home.  They had nearly had a divorce because the mans wife was having a baby that wasn’t his.  Then there was some mix up with his hotel booking and they didn’t have anywhere to stay!

    All they could find was a grotty old stable, must still have been cold though.  Then just as they were having a baby, the most intimate thing a couple can do really, a load of strangers turn up.  Worse still some of them bring sheep!

     

    Mind you it could have been worse – they could have been gambling! 😉

     

    Merry Christmas everyone, have a gamble free one.

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